Article– I don’t know when the love affair started between minor league sports teams and crazy custom jerseys, but I for one hope it never ends. Whether it’s bacon gear, TMNT jerseys, or whatever, I love it. Doesn’t matter the team or the sport these jerseys will never get old. Can’t wait to see what’s next.
From Shawn Lynch’s twitter. Remember how a few days ago I said I needed those glorious Fresno Grizzlies jerseys more than anything else in the world? I take that back. Now I need this Skittle jersey more than ever. Actually, scratch that. I still want a TMNT jersey more than anything, but I also want to have everything I own to be made out of Skittles. I want this to be my life:
…minus the depressing part where everything crumbles and dies. Jesus that got dark.
But back to Lynch. Has anyone ever loved something as much as he loves Skittles? I dare you to find anyone with a stronger bond than Marshawn and Skittles. There is literally nothing that would stop him from buying them, eating them, or having random articles of clothing custom made out of them. The Seahawks could offer him a lifetime contract under the condition he stops eating Skittles and he would turn it down. Dude is gonna eat Skittles til the day he dies.*
*Which will be in 15 years, at the age of 42, from Type II Diabetes.
From the Fresno Grizzlies official Twitter. Take that back. I don’t want one of these, I need one. I mean it would be crazy not to own one, if not all four. Maybe the best jersey crossover ever. Wouldn’t be surprised if the team just ditches the regular jersey and logos and rolls with these forever because that would be too good of an idea to ignore. Fresno Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 bandwagon just started up. Fuck copyright, make it happen.
Leonardo Blue, large, in case anyone wants to send me one or two or ten.