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Ohio State cost a lot of people a billion dollars yesterday

Apparently over 80% of all brackets submitted had Ohio St beating Dayton, so the dreams of being a billionaire were crushed after the very first game for most people. Me included. Thanks for nothing Craft. Now I have to find another way to afford the greatest thing ever, which is of course a gold-plated jet-ski. So close, and yet so far away.

UPDATE: And now Duke has cost the rest of the country a billion dollars. Goddamn Buffett you sly genius. You win this round. Hopefully you make a ton more money selling all our personal info so you can offer this again next year. Gold-plated jet-skis coming in hot for 2015.